Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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