No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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