How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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