You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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