Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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