sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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