i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
