And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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