Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
