I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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