Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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