you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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