When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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