All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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