He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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