so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize
