Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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