lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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