So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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