I am puke
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
