I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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