We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize