3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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