I hate all girls vehemently.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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