the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
how does that bad decision feel?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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