hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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