no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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