All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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