I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
