I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize