oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
cat food counts as protein by the way
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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