It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sex in a hospital.. check
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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