Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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