put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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