She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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