You surviving the open bar?
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pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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