I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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