It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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