guys are not supposed to queef...right?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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