her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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