Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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