Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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