when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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