You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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