Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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