wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
there was a trapeze. enough said
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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