Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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