Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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