I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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