Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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