And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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