called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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