I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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