I'm laying in your front yard are you home
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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