Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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