Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
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There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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