oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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