K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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